by bronski the munificent February 5, 2014
Get the cuntiblast mug.The sudden and seemingly uncontrolled infiltration of snatch, into a club or popular venue. Depending on the venue, this can either be an enticing or equally negative incident as, for example, straight cunt typically has an obsession with infiltrating gay bars and aggravating the cock-seeking male population.
Dude, I went to the gay bar last night and while checking out this hot dude across the bar, like 20 drunk bitches came nattering through the door, in one big cuntblast, from a bridal shower and fucked up my game. To make things worse, three of them came over to me and tried to feel me up and asked if I wanted to buy them drinks! Fuck no!
by Masta Z August 20, 2013
Get the Cuntblast mug.Literally, a loud aggressive queef
Colloquially, someone who speaks with authority on a subject they obviously know nothing about.
Colloquially, someone who speaks with authority on a subject they obviously know nothing about.
DudeBro1: Hey did you see the comment Kevin posted about the Kylie Jenner challenge?
DudeBro2: Yeah man, dude's a total cuntbluster.
DudeBro2: Yeah man, dude's a total cuntbluster.
by Rubmyrichard April 23, 2015
Get the Cuntbluster mug.Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.
by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007
Get the cuntbastard mug.1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.
2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
by casdebom February 18, 2011
Get the cuntblaster mug.by Ho Leigh Schmidt April 18, 2010
Get the cuntillate mug.A person who resembles an unusually large vagina. Usually has qualities that cause others to want to hurt said person.
"Dude, Chris Olfers is a total cuntbeast!"
"Dude, when that negro stole my wallet, I called him a cuntbeast; then he stabbed me."
"Dude, when that negro stole my wallet, I called him a cuntbeast; then he stabbed me."
by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004
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