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dick recipient 

one who receives dick in any capacity regardless of gender.
dude 1_"your mom's a filthy dick recipient."
dude 2_"so's your dad." ::laughs::
dude 1_ : (
dick recipient by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

unwilling sperm recipient 

someone who unwillingly recieved sperm from a donor.
she wasnt raped, she was just an unwilling sperm recipient

involuntary sperm recipient 

euphuism for rape victim
"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"

You are not the intended recipient

A term used to freindzone someone by conveying that they are not the person who should receive their love. This is usually said in disdain towards the other person.
I'm sorry, but you are not the intended recipient of my love.

ladder (recipient)

TO give someone a ladder or someone needs to receive a ladder, as they need to get over them selves.
If I gave you ladder could you get over yourself.
I took her to home depot to pick out a ladder.
Intellectually... you only need a step stool.
ladder (recipient) by Vinny March 1, 2005

universal recipient 

A universal recipient is one of the four blood group (AB), they can receive a blood transfusion from any of the other blood types.
A universal recipient is a very lucky person because they do not have to fear of no specific blood group nearby.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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