cumtaminate
cumtaminate by Charles December 8, 2004
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Cumtaminated
Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"
Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."
Guy A: (looks confused)
Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"
Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)
Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."
Guy A: (looks confused)
Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"
Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)
Cumtaminated by gorilla adam March 2, 2009
Cuntamination
The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.
While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.
Cuntamination by JackMeOffYouFuckingSluts April 19, 2009
Cuntaminate
The act of a female spreading her vagina over an inanimate object to give it that fishy smell so that she can hand it out to her friends.
Cuntaminate by Me4UrAss April 19, 2009
Contaminated Goat
A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Contaminated Goat by Big Daddy BK February 23, 2014
Cross Cuntamination
When a man is having sex with two or more women and pulls directly out of one and penetrates the other without rinsing his penis or condom. Seen in many porn flicks.
Wow! That orgy scene had massive amounts of cross cuntamination going on! I bet everyone's genitals rotted out after filming!
Cross Cuntamination by Detr September 6, 2013
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