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cunt cicle 

the result of female uraniation in which the fridge air freezes the coochal area and produces piss cicles: see piss cicles.
Becky exclaimed "It's so cold outside I just got a cunt cicle!"
cunt cicle by Lori D February 15, 2008

Cycle Cunt 

Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.

Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.
Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"
Cycle Cunt by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015

cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.
The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.
cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008

cunticle 

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women
Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles
cunticle by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

Cuntcycle 

A cold and heartless cunt.
Karen is such a cuntcycle she makes the north pole seem warm.
Cuntcycle by ThatVeganChik December 28, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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