cuntsicle

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

by HooMaster March 14, 2008

cuntsicle

A girl who wears a skirt on a extremely cold day

"Maggie has a cuntsicle under that pink skirt"

by superbong25 February 21, 2004

cuntsicle

a popsicle used as a dildo.

"she shoved that cuntsicle way up thurr"

by ermsy June 29, 2006

cuntsicle

eskimo pussy

by freddy September 08, 2003

cuntsicle

A bird who is cold as ice.

That chick i cracked onto last night barred me so hard...what a cuntsicle

by farthead September 08, 2003

Cuntsicle

A scantily clad female (or passable tranny) freezing their nether regions, whilst waiting in line outside of your favorite club

Bitch 1: Did that whore forget her pants or is that a dress?
Bitch 2: It's like negative 4 degrees out here and I think I just saw a genital wart.
Bitch 1: What a cuntsicle!

by DrrtyClubber January 21, 2011

Cuntsicle

A cynical person with a cunt that smells like grandma's ankles

"She's a fucking cuntsicle"
"Yeah but she's got a nice onion"

by Silly Spoon March 08, 2018