Cuntcycle

A cold and heartless cunt.

Karen is such a cuntcycle she makes the north pole seem warm.

by ThatVeganChik December 28, 2019

cuntcycle

A bitch or cunt that rides a bike.

Look Jimmy at that cuntcycle ride her bike.

by Paulverizer April 12, 2007

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

by HooMaster March 14, 2008

cunticle

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women

Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

cuntsicle

A girl who wears a skirt on a extremely cold day

"Maggie has a cuntsicle under that pink skirt"

by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cuntcicle

Frozen pussy juice on a stick

"Shut-up stupid, and eat another cuntcicle"!

by mavros May 5, 2006