4 definitions by Moses Magoo

Cycle Cunt

Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.

Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.

Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"

by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015

Irish Fuck Shuffle

Climbing into a bathtub full of an alcoholic beverage with your mate (clothed or unclothed) and sloshing around with mutual touching

Having a little ale left over from the Tuesday night shindig, Patrick filled his bathtub with froth and invited Helga over for an early morning Irish Fuck Shuffle

by Moses Magoo January 17, 2015

Hoof Her in the Front Butt

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015

Brazilian Fuck Bounce

The act of sitting on the floor with one's legs fully extended and hands clasped together. The individual then moves his hands (still clasped) up and down vigorously and generates enough momentum to begin vibrating across the floor. This activity is strenuous and I've only seen it done once before successfully.

This can be done to impress your freinds, or strap your Bae along for the ride on your dick.

Dude 1: "Hey that dancer is sitting on the stage, what's he doing?"
Dude 2: "Gasp! He's gonna do the Brazilian Fuck Bounce!"
Audience: "Holy smegma on a cracker look at him go!"

by Moses Magoo October 20, 2014