Cunmact

When someone is being both a cunt and an asphalt sniffer

FRIEND 1: FRIEND 2, can we go outside bruh it's been 3 days
FRIEND 2: no fuck off
FRIEND 1: you a cunmact no lie bruh

Cunmact by Dictionaire Exclamaire April 19, 2021

Cuntact 

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

Cuntact by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

cuntact 

making ceritifiable contact with the cunt

He went in for the landing, but she didnt even let him make cuntact.

Jim had been wanting to fuck Sara forever, the time now had finally come....for first cuntact.

cuntact by R. Shah January 25, 2006

cuntact 

An acquaintance , colleague or 'contact' that is in fact, a cunt.

'Dave's looking for some free tickets to that gig tomorrow night - u have any connections?'

'I do know John yeah, but to be honest, he's a bit of a cuntact'

cuntact by kissmeimpeaking September 30, 2011

enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.

"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."

enemy cuntact by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

cuntact 

Cuntact is unwanted or undesirable contact, as done by one who "cunts" the cuntacted party.

Can you pick up some Off Deep Woods brand insect repellent while youre out? The mosquitoes are still getting inside and making cuntact.

cuntact by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011

Cunact 

To perform a cunt act on someone, a low selfish dog act.

Ex. I can't believe he stole that old blokes gopher and drove it into the river, what a Cunact !!!!

Cunact by Des Troyer June 22, 2013