Slutty Touch

Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.
i challenge you to a slutton duel

I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!
by robotlegcommando January 27, 2012
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cuntarch

A cunt of monarchical scale or guise. More than likely from England, but also any cunt with a UK accent. An Archcunt.
"I do say, that English exchange student has the most addictive accent!"

"I do disagree sir, a distinguished cuntarch you are."
by robotlegcommando October 02, 2011
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Purplen Durr

"Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you eat two deputies??"

"Purplen Durr."

"Purple n' durr??"

"purpl-end-er, perplen-dhurgh. prplndr."

" Isn't tehd ridden cotecettically, Sir Pigglin Wigglin: Welcome to my ass."
by robotlegcommando February 17, 2012
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enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.
"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."
by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011
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White Knight

A white knight is a guy that defends and protects girls for no reason.

Unlike regular knights who's acts are steeped in desire, a white knight truly desires nothing more than her well being, and would rather be somebody who really loves them and really cares for them, to harrowing inconvenience, in loss and to be that real, existing inside another heart in a way that can never end pathetically, generically and foolishly.
by robotlegcommando November 03, 2011
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shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.
Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.
by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009
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assch

Asssh is the lowest grade of hash resin there is. The most disgusting THC substance of all, its usually more crumbling ash than sticky hash, and is a cuntraction of the two words.
Lets scrape our very clean hash pipe to attain its thin layer of assch!
by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011
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