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counter-loss prevention 

Counter-loss prevention is the practices, tactics, techniques, and strategies that shoplifters and sport thieves adopt to address and diffuse obstacles presented by loss prevention personnel from within retail store environments. Counter-loss prevention is an expansive subject.

The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.
"Counter-loss prevention has become prolific in the advent of electronic surveillance entrapment, lulz, not wanting to pay for your shit for the lulz, personal aspirations of "survival theft" skills, or contest towards loss prevention. It is important to consider implementing counter-loss prevention into your kikel."

Purplen Durr 

"Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you eat two deputies??"

"Purplen Durr."

"Purple n' durr??"

"purpl-end-er, perplen-dhurgh. prplndr."

" Isn't tehd ridden cotecettically, Sir Pigglin Wigglin: Welcome to my ass."

Slutty Touch 

Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.
i challenge you to a slutton duel

I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!
Slutty Touch by robotlegcommando February 20, 2012

White Knight 

A white knight is a guy that defends and protects girls for no reason.

Unlike regular knights who's acts are steeped in desire, a white knight truly desires nothing more than her well being, and would rather be somebody who really loves them and really cares for them, to harrowing inconvenience, in loss and to be that real, existing inside another heart in a way that can never end pathetically, generically and foolishly.
White Knight by robotlegcommando November 4, 2011

enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.
"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."
enemy cuntact by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

cuntarch 

A cunt of monarchical scale or guise. More than likely from England, but also any cunt with a UK accent. An Archcunt.
"I do say, that English exchange student has the most addictive accent!"

"I do disagree sir, a distinguished cuntarch you are."
cuntarch by robotlegcommando October 2, 2011

fluttercussing

shit motherfucka ass tits cunt cock motherfucka shit ass tits mothafucka shit come on. fickity fuck. fickity fuck. fuckity fuck. fickity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fluttercussing.