robotlegcommando's definitions

shwaggot

A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.

Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.

by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009

Turbohomos

The homosexual males you see at raves that come dressed SO GAY it mindfucks your rolling brain and ruins your entire night.

"Hey! Are you going to One Night Stand?"

"No, with a name like that they should've just called it Flight of the Turbohomos."

by robotlegcommando February 27, 2009

counter-loss prevention

Counter-loss prevention is the practices, tactics, techniques, and strategies that shoplifters and sport thieves adopt to address and diffuse obstacles presented by loss prevention personnel from within retail store environments. Counter-loss prevention is an expansive subject.

The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.

"Counter-loss prevention has become prolific in the advent of electronic surveillance entrapment, lulz, not wanting to pay for your shit for the lulz, personal aspirations of "survival theft" skills, or contest towards loss prevention. It is important to consider implementing counter-loss prevention into your kikel."

by robotlegcommando December 18, 2012

Slutty Touch

Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.

i challenge you to a slutton duel

I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!

by robotlegcommando February 20, 2012

Purplen Durr

100% purple marijuana.

"Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you eat two deputies??"

"Purplen Durr."

"Purple n' durr??"

"purpl-end-er, perplen-dhurgh. prplndr."

" Isn't tehd ridden cotecettically, Sir Pigglin Wigglin: Welcome to my ass."

by robotlegcommando April 15, 2012

cuntact

Cuntact is unwanted or undesirable contact, as done by one who "cunts" the cuntacted party.

Can you pick up some Off Deep Woods brand insect repellent while youre out? The mosquitoes are still getting inside and making cuntact.

by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011

assch

Asssh is the lowest grade of hash resin there is. The most disgusting THC substance of all, its usually more crumbling ash than sticky hash, and is a cuntraction of the two words.

Lets scrape our very clean hash pipe to attain its thin layer of assch!

by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011