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When someone is being both a cunt and an asphalt sniffer

FRIEND 1: FRIEND 2, can we go outside bruh it's been 3 days
FRIEND 2: no fuck off
FRIEND 1: you a cunmact no lie bruh

by Dictionaire Exclamaire April 19, 2021

Pingo Spanker is the non-formal definition of someone whom, when sees an opportunity, will scream Pingo, and spanks the person in front of them.
Pingo; is slang for ass.

"Oh, That motherfuckin' Pingo-Spanker hit me."
"PINGOOOOOOH" *Slaps ass*

by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019

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Page nuts

Page Nuts is a descriptive and/or Adjective word used to describe the bottom of a page; when rounded.

Dude, Your face looks like you've been hit by the Page Nuts

by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019

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