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Cumstant 

An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).
I met this girl at the bar yesterday, and I got her number in a cumstant!
Cumstant by July_ April 17, 2022

Komodo Dragon Cumslang 

when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.
The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.

cumstinger 

1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.
ouchies!!! that musta been a real bad cumstinger!!! she got hit pretty motha fuckin hard!!!
cumstinger by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005

Cumsting 

The pain you get when he's jizzed in your eye
Fucking hell, girls, I got right cumsting last night!
Cumsting by DawnM1973 September 23, 2016

Cumstand 

Similar to a snowball, but instead of cumming in a mouth that passes it to your mouth, you are cumming inside your own mouth without the middle-woman or middle-man.
She ditched out on me to wash her hair, so I'm doing the old netflix and cumstand tonight.
Cumstand by loxxx July 25, 2017
A mustang that has Cust, or a mustang that is generally dirty or heavily modified
Yo dude look at that car!

- Bro that’s a custang.
Nah fam, that’s cool.
- Were no longer friends.
Custang by Mo_jangles June 15, 2019