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Cumstant 

An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).
I met this girl at the bar yesterday, and I got her number in a cumstant!
Cumstant by July_ April 17, 2022

Komodo Dragon Cumslang 

when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.
The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.

cumstinger 

1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.
ouchies!!! that musta been a real bad cumstinger!!! she got hit pretty motha fuckin hard!!!
cumstinger by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005

Cumsting 

The pain you get when he's jizzed in your eye
Fucking hell, girls, I got right cumsting last night!
Cumsting by DawnM1973 September 23, 2016

Cumstand 

Similar to a snowball, but instead of cumming in a mouth that passes it to your mouth, you are cumming inside your own mouth without the middle-woman or middle-man.
She ditched out on me to wash her hair, so I'm doing the old netflix and cumstand tonight.
Cumstand by loxxx July 25, 2017
A mustang that has Cust, or a mustang that is generally dirty or heavily modified
Yo dude look at that car!

- Bro that’s a custang.
Nah fam, that’s cool.
- Were no longer friends.
Custang by Mo_jangles June 15, 2019
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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