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Cumstang 

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.
My cumstang will spank your civic any day.
Cumstang by evan350z October 24, 2012
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Cumstant 

An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).
I met this girl at the bar yesterday, and I got her number in a cumstant!
Cumstant by July_ April 17, 2022

Cumstard 

a mix between cum and mustard to be used in any which way you want. Often used as a dressing on a Feckle Burger and also tastes amazing as a dipping sauce for Fecks
"oi do you want Cumstard on your Feckle BUrger"

"OMG she has Cumstard on her bottom lip. Someone should tell her"

Cumstantial Evidence 

Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.
Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019