Similar to a snowball, but instead of cumming in a mouth that passes it to your mouth, you are cumming inside your own mouth without the middle-woman or middle-man.
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An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).
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Get the Cumstant mug.a mix between cum and mustard to be used in any which way you want. Often used as a dressing on a Feckle Burger and also tastes amazing as a dipping sauce for Fecks
"oi do you want Cumstard on your Feckle BUrger"
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"OMG she has Cumstard on her bottom lip. Someone should tell her"
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Get the Cumstard mug.Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.
Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.
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