Cumstant
An amount of time whose length is approximately the time it takes for a man to prematurely ejaculate (between one and a couple dozen pumps).
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kum-steigh-shun; Noun;
Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.
Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.
Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?
cumstation by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008
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cumstatic
The art of ejaculating a massive amount of seamen into and onto a girls hair and using it as hair gel making her look like she recieved and shock of electricity.
Did you see Mackeys girlfriend this morning? She looked like a wreck.
Yeah I heard them going at it last night and she started screaming at him. I think he was trying to get creative and gave her some cumstatic.
Yeah I heard them going at it last night and she started screaming at him. I think he was trying to get creative and gave her some cumstatic.
cumstatic by None your business October 21, 2013
Cumstantial Evidence
Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.
Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.
Cumstantial Evidence by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023
Cumstand
Similar to a snowball, but instead of cumming in a mouth that passes it to your mouth, you are cumming inside your own mouth without the middle-woman or middle-man.
comstant
“A comstant facepalmer”