Cumsting

The pain you get when he's jizzed in your eye

Fucking hell, girls, I got right cumsting last night!

by DawnM1973 September 23, 2016

Cumstang

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.

My cumstang will spank your civic any day.

by evan350z October 24, 2012

cumslinger

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

cumslinger

A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.

Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

crumsting

when youve just done a massive poo and your ass is stinging

ahh i've got a massive crumsting

by yatesy June 21, 2007

Cumslinger

a swordsman who can cum more than seven times in one session

cumslinger.......i shot my load nine times in one night,im a cumslinger

by Sirjohnny October 1, 2017

cumstinger

1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.

ouchies!!! that musta been a real bad cumstinger!!! she got hit pretty motha fuckin hard!!!

by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005