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cumslappet 

A dude that has just finished the greatest of male orgasms but it doesn't out penis it comes out the mouth.
Brian cumslappeted that old man on the road.
cumslappet by Squich April 21, 2017
The act of cumming in your cupped hand and then lightly slapping your partner in order to splatter jizz over her face. An original move of Muscat Private School, Oman gentlemen. Usually performed when she tells you to NOT cum on her face.
That bitch got cumslapped!
cumslap by Abdul Salam June 17, 2007

cumslinger 

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.
Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.
cumslinger by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

Cumstipation 

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.
long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"
Cumstipation by Rarch August 21, 2008
An individual, usually a male, who's lips are so chapped that they are white. These lips are usually cracked and though the dry white coating are pink cracks.
As Brian left the classroom Eric yelled out, "Hey Cumlips, tell your mama to buy you some chapstick."
Cumlips by Dirtybird boy August 19, 2008
To swallow great amounts of sperm with pleasure.
"Becky is the biggest cumsipper? She takes it down like a bottle of Cristal."
cumsipper by MetzgeR February 2, 2004