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Cumstipacion 

When a male specimen is close to climax and suffers a forced finish and it is of a chunky consistency.
Damn, Shawty I'm feeling a real cumstipacion right now and it hurts on god!!!
Cumstipacion by JayDaProfit November 11, 2022
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Cumstipation 

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.
long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"
Cumstipation by Rarch August 21, 2008

cunstipation

The act of a female missing their period.
"Bitch, you got cunstipation?! I'm too young to be a father!"
cunstipation by Fupa Troopa January 19, 2010

Cumstipation 

1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.
1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"
Cumstipation by CB93 August 23, 2010

Cumstipation 

When a nigga named Aiden nuts so hard in your asshole and the semen fucks ur guts up
My teacher caused me to have cumstipation last night
Cumstipation by DoodledickLoki January 25, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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