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Cumclops 

Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.
Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"

Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."
Cumclops by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021
Related Words
An individual, usually a male, who's lips are so chapped that they are white. These lips are usually cracked and though the dry white coating are pink cracks.
As Brian left the classroom Eric yelled out, "Hey Cumlips, tell your mama to buy you some chapstick."
Cumlips by Dirtybird boy August 19, 2008
The sticky coating on a womans lips after you cum in her mouth.
After i blew my load in her mouth she kept saying my lips are sticky so i called her cumlips
cumlips by Doug Pschirrer December 16, 2008

cyclipse 

When you squint at the eclipse without proper eye protection and lose vision in one eye, leaving you with only one good eye, like a cyclopse.
Dude blinded himself in one eye watching the eclipse, and became a cyclipse.
cyclipse by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017
When you nut so good that your legs can't hold you up anymore
Dude, I had a major Cumlapse in the bathroom just now...
Cumlapse by thelionking____ March 18, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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