cumclipse

When your partner is staring at the moon, cum in their eye.

I heard on the news tonight there is going to be a cumclipse

by TeamEdwardBitch November 26, 2023

Cumclops

Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.

Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"

Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."

by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021

Cumlips

An individual, usually a male, who's lips are so chapped that they are white. These lips are usually cracked and though the dry white coating are pink cracks.

As Brian left the classroom Eric yelled out, "Hey Cumlips, tell your mama to buy you some chapstick."

by Dirtybird boy August 19, 2008

cumlips

The sticky coating on a womans lips after you cum in her mouth.

After i blew my load in her mouth she kept saying my lips are sticky so i called her cumlips

by Doug Pschirrer December 16, 2008

cyclipse

When you squint at the eclipse without proper eye protection and lose vision in one eye, leaving you with only one good eye, like a cyclopse.

Dude blinded himself in one eye watching the eclipse, and became a cyclipse.

by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

Cumlapse

When you nut so good that your legs can't hold you up anymore

Dude, I had a major Cumlapse in the bathroom just now...

by thelionking____ March 18, 2021