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Cumclops
Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.
Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"
Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."
Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."
Cumclops by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021
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Cumlips
An individual, usually a male, who's lips are so chapped that they are white. These lips are usually cracked and though the dry white coating are pink cracks.
As Brian left the classroom Eric yelled out, "Hey Cumlips, tell your mama to buy you some chapstick."
Cumlips by Dirtybird boy August 19, 2008
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cumlips by Doug Pschirrer December 16, 2008
cyclipse
When you squint at the eclipse without proper eye protection and lose vision in one eye, leaving you with only one good eye, like a cyclopse.
cyclipse by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017
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