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To swallow great amounts of sperm with pleasure.
"Becky is the biggest cumsipper? She takes it down like a bottle of Cristal."
cumsipper by MetzgeR February 2, 2004
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cansippers dent

an indention made in the front of a canned beverage using yout thumb, so you can identify the front of the drink.
i make a cansippers dent in the front of my can so when im driving i dont have to take my eyes off the road to find the front of the can.
cansippers dent by chumpie April 6, 2013

Comshipper 

Comshipper is an exonym primarily used by antishippers against people who engage in what antishippers have started calling comshipping.

A blend of complicated ship, comship is a moralist reactionary term which gestures at fictional relationships betwixt characters that an audience normal people (normal being ill-defined as the person using the term and the people who agree with them about this), would objectionable when it happens in real life betwixt actual people, and then labels them as problematic. Tropes that would cause any ship to be labeled a comship vary wildly depending on the sensibilities of the person using the word, but they might include: history of or ongoing abuse andor neglect, imbalanced power dynamics (adult x minor, master x slave, vampire x human, incest), asymetric power dynamics, squicks both common and personal, ignoring the canon, being identifiably queer and/or openly kinky, or being identifiably interacial.

It appears to have evolved from proshipper, where the target of the antishippers' ire has shifted from the too large to easily attack group of people who don't agree with with antis that comshipping is actionably bad to the smaller more specific group of people who actually engage in the comshipping they disapprove of.

Nobody at time of writing uses comshipping as a self-identifier, though that is likely to change overtime as people attacked by the word pick it up in a definant act of reclaimation.
1. "DNI if you're a comshipper, proshipper, or believe that vriska did nothing wrong."
2. "Oh, you're a comshipping freak. Got it."
Comshipper by hydra taxidermist July 31, 2023

Cumsiderate 

adj. -Having or marked by regard for for where to orgasm in deference to one's sexual partner.
1) I was going to climax on her face, but after much cumsideration, I decided that finishing on her stomach would be much more cumsiderate.

1) If you finish in a girl's eye, you are not very cumsiderate and may suffer a cocksequence or two.
Cumsiderate by matzamafia November 8, 2010

cumsideration 

When you pull out and cum on her tummy so she dosen't snail trail when walks about.
Babe!!! Why did you cum all over my tummy?
Baby it's cumsideration... I was thinking about you!!
cumsideration by DJ Dammit Man March 21, 2021

cumsopper 

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
cumsopper by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

cumswapper 

Generally used as an insult towards woman... or men. Same thing as callin someone a bitch or whore. It's the act of after a man has ejaculated into one woman's mouth, she then passes it to a second woman. And continues. It's now become a derogitory term me and my friends use to talk shit about someone.
Guy1: I talked to heather and...

Guy2: and what?

Guy1: nothin due. She was just being a cumswapper.
cumswapper by xlsloshlx March 2, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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