Dan and I have been going steady for over a month now; I'm ready for some cumsumption.

Rasheeda sucks me off all the time, but never swallows. If we don't have cumsumption soon enough, we're done.

cumsumption by hbgpa July 5, 2008

Related Words

Cumsliption • cumsumption • Cumstipation • cumfliction • cumseption

Cumstipation

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.

long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"

Cumstipation by Rarch August 21, 2008

cumfliction

The male sensation of guilt after masturbating to completion.

"Yo dude, are you going to hook up with Sofia tonight?"

"Nah man, I was home alone and now I've got too much cumfliction about jerking it."
"Weak."

cumfliction by Sockly June 7, 2017

Cumstipation

1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.

1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"

Cumstipation by CB93 August 23, 2010

Cumsumption

The act of swallowing semen.

"Alice was quite disturbed at the flavor of her boyfriends semen during her first experience with cumsumption."

Cumsumption by GraceeFacee February 6, 2010

cumseption

Manual self stimulation while observing another manually stimulating yet another.

Comments on pornhub

1st comment: I'm jacking off to other people jacking off the other people...seems weird.
2nd comment: Cumseption.

cumseption by Briansue November 4, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026