Cumstipation
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Cumstipation
1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.
1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"
Cumstipation by CB93 August 23, 2010
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The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body
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Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
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When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.
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Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation
CODstipation by CamMac0604 February 20, 2011
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