Cummission

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.

'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home

by Zinadean November 20, 2020

cummission

A cut of da ejaculated man-milk dat da chick who hooked up a hot-in-da-crotch stud wif a second chick receives for said favor.

If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

nocturnal commissions

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.

Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Commission

1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.

2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.

3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.

4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.

1) The middleman was paid a fee.

2) The factory was given a commission.

3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.

4) The commission of a crime.

by Jafje June 28, 2007

Commissioner Gordon

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.

After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.

by Shamu22 June 10, 2010

Commissioner Gordon

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.

You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.

by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

cumcussion

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage

Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night

by sasha grey January 4, 2013