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Commissione

Commission. Cosa Nostra’s parliament or board of management for each province of Sicily.
la Commissione, il douche!!!...
by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
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Compassioneur

An entrepreneur who creates more and more wealth because of his un-quenching desire to serve more and more people. The concept uses our best in terms of our competitive, capitalistic and spiritual tendencies.
Rumi is a real compassioneur; he gives 51% of his earnings to charitable causes
by Yusuf Wazirzada September 18, 2017
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nocturnal commissions

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.
Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
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Commission

1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.

2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.

3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.

4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.
1) The middleman was paid a fee.

2) The factory was given a commission.

3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.

4) The commission of a crime.
by Jafje June 28, 2007
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Commissioner Gordon

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.
After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.
by Shamu22 June 10, 2010
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Commissioner Gordon

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.
You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014
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Commission Breath

Verbal behavior of always being in a selling mode.
Jim is always trying to sell you something. He scares people away with his commission breath.
by "John" Jack Cutone January 5, 2009
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