Get the Commissionemug. A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.
by Markbeaver October 02, 2007
Get the commissionermug. When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.
by Shamu22 June 10, 2010
Get the Commissioner Gordonmug. You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
by The_Ecstatic1 September 01, 2014
Get the Commissioner Gordonmug. by gothkitty666 December 23, 2020
Get the Serial Commissionermug. by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017
Get the fantasy football commissionermug. When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 03, 2018
Get the commissioner’s cursemug.