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an office which provides services for the community
by Luis Alvarez June 09, 2007
by Anonymous June 05, 2003
1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.
2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.
3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.
4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.
1) The middleman was paid a fee.
2) The factory was given a commission.
3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.
4) The commission of a crime.
by Jafje June 06, 2007
The governing body. Recently, the Commission has been rumored to be in a state of war although this is impossible to confirm. They have successfully squared off against UN peacekeepers who have threatened their interests. Little can be done to stop them as they are suspected to inhabit a well-stocked safehouse which includes an epic harem and is surrounded by armed guards.
Members are trained in the arts of mortal combat, modern espionage, and trolling. Trolling being the skill they employ most. It is by far the worst. Trust me. Seriously.
It is said that they only ride in the finest German automobiles and refuse to employ chauffeurs and would rather rely on other members as getaway drivers. Audi is the manufacturer of choice with the B5-platform S4 being their primary mode of transport as it is a very easily modified, capable, and unassuming sedan.
Enemies? It has been implied that the Commission does not have any enemies, as prospective enemies do not live long enough to enjoy such a title. Thousands of missing person cases and murders have been linked to The Commission, although there are no witnesses and rarely, bodies.
The group is believed to be funded by overseas companies. The G****r D***e is rumored to be a major supporter, although this is not and will not be confirmed.
How do they avoid headlines? Journalists have been advised to ignore the existence of such a group. Oh shit, they're here...
Members are trained in the arts of mortal combat, modern espionage, and trolling. Trolling being the skill they employ most. It is by far the worst. Trust me. Seriously.
It is said that they only ride in the finest German automobiles and refuse to employ chauffeurs and would rather rely on other members as getaway drivers. Audi is the manufacturer of choice with the B5-platform S4 being their primary mode of transport as it is a very easily modified, capable, and unassuming sedan.
Enemies? It has been implied that the Commission does not have any enemies, as prospective enemies do not live long enough to enjoy such a title. Thousands of missing person cases and murders have been linked to The Commission, although there are no witnesses and rarely, bodies.
The group is believed to be funded by overseas companies. The G****r D***e is rumored to be a major supporter, although this is not and will not be confirmed.
How do they avoid headlines? Journalists have been advised to ignore the existence of such a group. Oh shit, they're here...
You know JHH? Yeah, I don't either. Perhaps he fucked with The Commission?
The Commission's existence is often hinted out in tracks from The Clipse and more recently The Re-Up Gang.
The Commission's existence is often hinted out in tracks from The Clipse and more recently The Re-Up Gang.
by Member #1 April 20, 2009
1/ Process of being given authority to act.
2/ The Job description Given Commissioner Gorden (one of Batmans best Homies).
2/ The Job description Given Commissioner Gorden (one of Batmans best Homies).
1/ Mick; "this is so exciting, i have been given a commisioning to go out and eat all of the blueberries in the world, by god himself!"
2/ C.G; "It says nothing about wearing leather OR spandex in my Job Description Batman! look here 'COMMISSIONING' that is all!"
2/ C.G; "It says nothing about wearing leather OR spandex in my Job Description Batman! look here 'COMMISSIONING' that is all!"
by Mickie.B! June 22, 2006
A transaction involving the exchange of money from the commissioner to an artist in exchange for custom pornographic artworks. Typically refers to anime and furry art.
Damn. Did you see that guy's commission? I was all like FAPFAPFAP!
I couldn't find any art of Goku sexing up Gotenks so I believe I'll commission somebody for one.
I couldn't find any art of Goku sexing up Gotenks so I believe I'll commission somebody for one.
by DerpWolf September 27, 2010