Skip to main content

Commission 

1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.

2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.

3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.

4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.
1) The middleman was paid a fee.

2) The factory was given a commission.

3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.

4) The commission of a crime.
Commission by Jafje June 28, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

commission 

To pay an artist to draw something, anything.
I'll do commissions for $10 each.
commission by Kilgayne February 22, 2005

Commission 

A transaction involving the exchange of money from the commissioner to an artist in exchange for custom pornographic artworks. Typically refers to anime and furry art.
Damn. Did you see that guy's commission? I was all like FAPFAPFAP!

I couldn't find any art of Goku sexing up Gotenks so I believe I'll commission somebody for one.
Commission by DerpWolf September 28, 2010

commission 

an office which provides services for the community
Information can be found in the local tourist commission
commission by Luis Alvarez July 4, 2007

commission 

1. One person gettin beat by a whole group.

2. A cool group of kids from Dunkirk, NY.
1. Muffuggas bout to get commission.

2. Ill get commission on yo ass.
commission by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Commission 

The act to order a customized object for fap activity
UserIdofor$$$ :\> Commission for Degenerate665664543
(Post the pic here)
Commission by Caeljin September 28, 2019

Commission Breath 

Verbal behavior of always being in a selling mode.
Jim is always trying to sell you something. He scares people away with his commission breath.
More from Urban Dictionary

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more