3 definitions by The_Ecstatic1
You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
by The_Ecstatic1 September 2, 2014
In a dark room while having sexual intercourse with a women from behind, wait for her to spit out that ego coaxing phrase "im fixing to cum". That is your cue to discreetly bring out your trusty Air horn without her knowing. Right before she starts her blissful climax give her a good blast to the back of her head.
After enduring a long and drawn out talk with my wife concerning her need to spice up our love life, i decided to spice things up with a foggy night, during a full moon
by The_Ecstatic1 October 30, 2010
When a women in the age range of 40-50 phrases a conversation in order to speed up the social process that leads to sex with a younger man.
Or when she uses verbal intimidation to get a younger man to sleep with her.
Sometimes it is a combination of the two if the young prey hasnt picked up on the first verbal sign the cougar has offered him glourious sexual fun.
Or when she uses verbal intimidation to get a younger man to sleep with her.
Sometimes it is a combination of the two if the young prey hasnt picked up on the first verbal sign the cougar has offered him glourious sexual fun.
She says "Thats to bad your a nice guy, nice guys are always terrible in bed"
He says "Oh i know im a good fuck"
She says "Then prove it"
This dialog is along the lines of a cougar trap
He says "Oh i know im a good fuck"
She says "Then prove it"
This dialog is along the lines of a cougar trap
by The_Ecstatic1 October 31, 2010