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A male or female who performs oral sex on men with the specific goal of earning the man's cum. True cumlovers view getting a load of cum shot in their mouth as a reward for giving a good blowjob. True cumlovers always swallow.
Shawn must be a real cumlover. He sucked off every guy at the party and swallowed every drop of cum.
Cumlover by swvsucker March 18, 2015
Usually a woman who has an addiction with male semen.
*Woman sucking on a penis*

Man: Damn girl you sure know how to suck that big dick.

Woman: Just you wait until i get to the juicy part.

Man: Damn bitch, you are such a cumlover.
Cumlover by Poontalicious Dude March 28, 2009

Eternal bumflower 

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.
Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!
Codflower

Explanantion: A term used by Derbyshire lasses in a denouement of the female reproductive organs.



e.g As John peeled off his sweaty slacks, Janet couldn’t help but remain deftly still and let her codflower weep.

Cum flower 

When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.
I cum flowered Her last night. I now am the new father of 3 children. I gotta fucking dip!
Cum flower by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
After ejaculation, when more semen enters the penis.
Cumflow is usually the reason why people are tempted to masturbate more.
cumflow by The PersonYouHate November 13, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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