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cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

crowdflower

To perform a tedious task for little pay only to have your work taken without compensation.
I was crowdflowered by my grandma for raking her yard!
crowdflower by praetorfenix November 15, 2013

Cornflower 

Someone who is mean, sassy, particularly the definition of a loser. They are often the reflection of a middle aged Karen who’s husband left them. Nobody likes a cornflower.
“Ayo stfu cornflower”
“ummm what does that mean?!?!”
“ask your blonde hair you artificial barbie-lookin head ass boi”
Cornflower by Palfi Afungon (Boat) February 7, 2021

cornflower 

After a night of karaoke and appletini's, Elmer decided to give his cornflower to Merle.
cornflower by Martin Scorsleazy April 16, 2009

coliflower 

another name for the master arp, the one, the only colin moran
hey coliflower get over here, you little arp
coliflower by suckamawiena April 9, 2005

cornflower cunt 

The female equivalent of blue balls. Cornflower is used as a variant of blue simply to capture the feminine mystique of knowing every color, no matter how obscure- mauve, fuschia, periwinkle, etc.
She gave her boyfriend a blow job in the car and couldn't get off herself. She ended up with a bad case of cornflower cunt.
cornflower cunt by Blxmth August 5, 2016