Coomflower
Coomflower by easterneuropeanhunter August 25, 2025
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cockflower
1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010
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Cornflower
Someone who is mean, sassy, particularly the definition of a loser. They are often the reflection of a middle aged Karen who’s husband left them. Nobody likes a cornflower.
“Ayo stfu cornflower”
“ummm what does that mean?!?!”
“ask your blonde hair you artificial barbie-lookin head ass boi”
“ummm what does that mean?!?!”
“ask your blonde hair you artificial barbie-lookin head ass boi”
Cornflower by Palfi Afungon (Boat) February 7, 2021
cornflower
cornflower by Martin Scorsleazy April 16, 2009
coliflower
coliflower by suckamawiena April 9, 2005
cornflower cunt
The female equivalent of blue balls. Cornflower is used as a variant of blue simply to capture the feminine mystique of knowing every color, no matter how obscure- mauve, fuschia, periwinkle, etc.
She gave her boyfriend a blow job in the car and couldn't get off herself. She ended up with a bad case of cornflower cunt.
cornflower cunt by Blxmth August 5, 2016
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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