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Cumfoolery

The chaotic, messy, and usually hilarious aftermath of a massive cumshot (or multiple cumshots) that gets absolutely everywhere, turning a simple hookup into an absolute disaster zone of fluids, awkward cleanup, and regret.
Bro, I was going for a quickie but ended up painting the entire room. There was cum on the walls, the ceiling fan, and both pillows. It was straight up cumfoolery in there. We spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how it even got behind the headboard."
Cumfoolery by The Tomfooler July 1, 2026
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Cuntfoolery

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha
Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011

bumfoolery 

The homosexual activity of tinkering with the anus.
"Well hello handsome, what do you say we down these martinis and head back to my place for some bumfoolery?"
bumfoolery by Q-T October 28, 2006

Chemfoolery 

Clouds that have altered, due to chemicals being added to them in a deceiving manner.
The strange clouds reveal Chemfoolery has taken place, but I see they are trying to fool us into thinking they're natural clouds.
Chemfoolery by Scorpio4 July 28, 2017

confoolery 

Unexplainable bullshit
The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.
confoolery by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

Queerbacious Bumfoolery 

Used as a verb, it is to be involved in an act of Niggernum; retardedness, idiotic, stupid or just acting like a faggot. Sometimes can also be used in context with "Bitch-tits", but only as an exclamation. Created by Chaz Deakins in sixth grade.
Chris potter: Hey.

Chaz : fuck off, bitch-tits, we dont got time for your queerbacious bumfoolery!
Queerbacious Bumfoolery by Meatyb December 11, 2013

cuckfoolery 

When a situation is so heavily nuanced with cuck actions, it seems unbelievable.
Did you hear about Tim? Ever since Megan came into his life, he sold his entire gun collection, goes to women's rights marches, and mentioned he might take Megan's last name if they get married. What kind of cuckfoolery is going on here?
cuckfoolery by Adono May 21, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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