Cumfoolery

The chaotic, messy, and usually hilarious aftermath of a massive cumshot (or multiple cumshots) that gets absolutely everywhere, turning a simple hookup into an absolute disaster zone of fluids, awkward cleanup, and regret.

Bro, I was going for a quickie but ended up painting the entire room. There was cum on the walls, the ceiling fan, and both pillows. It was straight up cumfoolery in there. We spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how it even got behind the headboard."

Cumfoolery by The Tomfooler July 1, 2026

Cuntfoolery

Like tomfoolery, but cuntier.

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha

Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011

bumfoolery 

The homosexual activity of tinkering with the anus.

"Well hello handsome, what do you say we down these martinis and head back to my place for some bumfoolery?"

bumfoolery by Q-T October 28, 2006

Chemfoolery 

Clouds that have altered, due to chemicals being added to them in a deceiving manner.

The strange clouds reveal Chemfoolery has taken place, but I see they are trying to fool us into thinking they're natural clouds.

Chemfoolery by Scorpio4 July 28, 2017

confoolery 

Unexplainable bullshit

The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.

confoolery by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

Queerbacious Bumfoolery 

Used as a verb, it is to be involved in an act of Niggernum; retardedness, idiotic, stupid or just acting like a faggot. Sometimes can also be used in context with "Bitch-tits", but only as an exclamation. Created by Chaz Deakins in sixth grade.

Chris potter: Hey.

Chaz : fuck off, bitch-tits, we dont got time for your queerbacious bumfoolery!

Queerbacious Bumfoolery by Meatyb December 11, 2013

cuckfoolery 

When a situation is so heavily nuanced with cuck actions, it seems unbelievable.

Did you hear about Tim? Ever since Megan came into his life, he sold his entire gun collection, goes to women's rights marches, and mentioned he might take Megan's last name if they get married. What kind of cuckfoolery is going on here?

cuckfoolery by Adono May 21, 2020