Cumcam 

The act of recording your self mastubating until the point of ejaculation. The use of a tri-pod or resting the camera on ones belly for the money shot.

JD totally got his cumcam on to send to some chick over the net.

Cumcam by The flint August 7, 2011

Louisiana Cumcake 

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

Louisiana Cumcake by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

cumcano 

When you ejaculate and instead of shooting outwards, it just overflows like a volcano and runs down your dick.

ZOMG!! look honey its a cumcano

cumcano by Big Taran November 1, 2010

Camcamnoob 

A CamCamNoob is a person under the age of 10 that trys to make themselves seem tough
and/or badass by threating Forums or other Boards with Law Suit's when they are
banned for being a "douche muncher".

There are many Varietys of CamCam's but the most common and by far the worst
kind is the "CamCamNoob".

A CamCamNoob will manage to disguise themselves as a helpfull member in a
community inorder to gain a position of power. They will then abuse the power
and get themselves banned. Then they will do what CamCam's do best. Fail.

CamCamNoobs are also easily recognizable by there attempt to sing the song Code
Monkey's on youtube.

The best way to get rid of a CamCamNoob from your forum is to give out there
personal information and if possible adress. Then allow the community to do what
it sees fit with that information. Sending free sample Tampons is also very
helpfull.

Another term for a CamCamNoob is an INoob.

This camcamnoob has been trying to get back into the forums lately useing
diffrent names. To bad he is stupid enough to tell people who he is.=

Camcamnoob by Rangegod February 21, 2009

Cumtaminated 

one who has willingly been the recipient of cum from numerous sources

Guy A: "man, Brittnay looks hot tonight!"

Guy B: "bro, i wouldnt fuck her with your dick, and Jim pushing."

Guy A: (looks confused)

Guy B: "bitch is Cumtaminated!"

Guy A: " Oh, word" (Guy A adds while grinning with acceptance)

Cumtaminated by gorilla adam March 2, 2009

cumcast 

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

cumcast by tom December 5, 2003