Cumcamper

A camper in which so many orgy's take place the floor and/or walls has a thin layer of cum over the surface. Sometimes these campers can be hard to identify, as the cum can sometimes pass as water, milk or other substances that might spill in a normal camper.

We were invited into Mac's camper, we walked in and immediately turned back around when we realized it was a cumcamper.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017

cumcumber

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

Cumpaper

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

by Yoadseem August 21, 2020

cumcumber

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

by bumbaleena July 3, 2011

Cumcumber

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

by Ibola February 18, 2021

sea cumcumber

an weird animal that lives in the sea.

it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to

the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater

by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009

Cumcumber

A talking butterfly. Most commonly seen when you are high on dope, but can sometimes be seen after smoking terrible weed.

"Is that what I think it is?" Mr. Happy asked.
"OH MY GOD, A CUMCUMBER!" Mr. High answered.
"Be my friend..." the Cumcumber lures.

by Miss Happy January 8, 2009