cumcumber 

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009

cumcumber 

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

cumcumber by bumbaleena July 3, 2011

Cumcumber 

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

Cumcumber by Ibola February 18, 2021

Cumcumber 

A talking butterfly. Most commonly seen when you are high on dope, but can sometimes be seen after smoking terrible weed.

"Is that what I think it is?" Mr. Happy asked.
"OH MY GOD, A CUMCUMBER!" Mr. High answered.
"Be my friend..." the Cumcumber lures.

Cumcumber by Miss Happy January 8, 2009

Cumcumber 

A large cucumber that you lick until it drops juice

Omg that cumcumber looks so tasty

Cumcumber by catducky May 6, 2018

Cumcumber 

It’s what it sounds like, a cucumber with A cum layer on it

I played with u cumcumber at mollys and jess’s house

Cumcumber by I love cumcumber May 10, 2020

Cumcumber 

When you cum in a cucumber

I came in a cucumber. Cumcumber

Cumcumber by Mr Blev February 12, 2021