Cumcumber

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

by Ibola February 18, 2021

Cumcumber

A talking butterfly. Most commonly seen when you are high on dope, but can sometimes be seen after smoking terrible weed.

"Is that what I think it is?" Mr. Happy asked.
"OH MY GOD, A CUMCUMBER!" Mr. High answered.
"Be my friend..." the Cumcumber lures.

by Miss Happy January 08, 2009

Cumcumber

A large cucumber that you lick until it drops juice

Omg that cumcumber looks so tasty

by catducky February 16, 2018

Cumcumber

When you cum in a cucumber

I came in a cucumber. Cumcumber

by Mr Blev February 13, 2021

Cumcumber

It’s what it sounds like, a cucumber with A cum layer on it

I played with u cumcumber at mollys and jess’s house

by I love cumcumber May 10, 2020

cumcumber

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

by Epigenie1 December 19, 2009

cumcumber

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

by bumbaleena July 02, 2011