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CUCAMONGA 

Where all the Mexicans live.Foothill & below. Above that is where the white people live which is RANCHO Cucamonga a.k.a. Alta Loma.
barrio cucamonga
CUCAMONGA by Shygirl March 21, 2004

cucamonga 

it is a la suburb,
cucamonga by rzzz May 6, 2003

CUCAMONGA 

a place where it is simply, white trash with a lot of cash. there is soo much incest amongst the older hick population that it is impossible to know who is married to whom. the younger generation are OC posers and, honestly, you will NEVER be true So Cal 'cause not only do you probably not know who your father is, you live in the desert, listen to too much country, and spend hours on end at the ponies or more accurately at the pizza joint on highland giving crap to the workers. remember that the people you diss are the ones that are leaving while you stay behind and go to Chaffey for four years.
shorty: i smell and have a huge gap in my two front teeth...oh and i have nothing to do today, but leave work for the ponies. twinkie, will you keep an eye on the shop?
twinkie: sure thing, i'll come by and check unexpectly 'cause the workers are dumbasses. but of course i don't keep an eye on my shop 'cause i let my workers smoke by the shrubs in the back in the wild fire season while i make passes at the young white girls at the pizza joint.
shorty: sounds good! just tell me when the slaves change the oldies to their horrible music...all that alternative rock scares off anal UPS store.
CUCAMONGA by inland empire April 16, 2005

cucamonga cracka killa's 

On Next Friday, when Ice Cube is staying at Rancho Cucamonga (rich suburbs in S.California).
Cube's basketball team; for the purpose of burning Cracka.
To Faggot Cracka Postal Dude: 'I play for the Cucamonga Cracka Killa's.
cucamonga cracka killa's by Diego September 27, 2003

cucamonga chicken 

Rancho Cucamonga High School 

If you dont have a hydroflask, jesus sandals, a straw hat dont come to school. Also dont criticizethe rallies or ASB or Student Achievement will get on your butt about it.
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