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The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
When someone is so good at sex that they seem to control when you cum. Much like being a water, fire, earth, or air bender in Avatar. Can be male or female.
Damn she really is a cumbender I came before I even knew what happened.
Cumbender by Holldaddy August 24, 2019
He who commands cum
cummander by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Cuntbanger 

A man who fucks cunts.
Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!
Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009

Floridian CumAngel 

When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.
Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor

Sam: why?

Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".

Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?

Tootie: the more the merrier
Floridian CumAngel by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013

Squished Cumburger 

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger