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Cumbagel
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!
Mark: Your mom helped.
Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
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cumbanger • cumbadger • cumbagger • cumbaggery • Cum Ranger • campbangers • Bumbanger • cumboner • cummander • chubanger
cummander
He who commands cum
Cuntbanger
Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009
Floridian CumAngel
When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.
Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor
Sam: why?
Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".
Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?
Tootie: the more the merrier
Sam: why?
Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".
Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?
Tootie: the more the merrier
Floridian CumAngel by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013
Squished Cumburger
The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.
Squished Cumburger by hottiieee July 3, 2008
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