cumbanger

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.

After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.

by Zaklore October 5, 2021

Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.

Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.

by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010

Cumbender

When someone is so good at sex that they seem to control when you cum. Much like being a water, fire, earth, or air bender in Avatar. Can be male or female.

Damn she really is a cumbender I came before I even knew what happened.

by Holldaddy August 24, 2019

cummander

He who commands cum

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Cuntbanger

A man who fucks cunts.

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!

by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009

Floridian CumAngel

When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.

Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor

Sam: why?

Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".

Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?

Tootie: the more the merrier

by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008