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Paper binding device made from a cucumber.
I could not locate a paperclip so I used a cumbine that I fashioned from a cucumber.
Cumbine by Mr. E. O. July 25, 2016
An activity for when two men love each other very, very much, they touch dicks and both start cumming. Causing the liquids to mix and combine.
Hey bro, I’m feeling saucy. Wanna cumbine?”

“Sure man, let’s do it!”
Cumbine by DarthNBL June 4, 2022

Cumbine Harvester 

when you aggressively ejaculate into the end of a combine harvester to make the crops grow faster.
Lacey: Did you see how tall Joe's crops were?

Kendra: Yeah, he used a Cumbine Harvester!

The Combine 

Farming Vehicles that have taken over the earth in 7 hours.
I got ran over by the combine.
The Combine by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

Omaha combine 

The act of inserting an ear of corn (husk and all) into the anus of a willing sexual partner. You then donkey punch the individual and simultaneously rip the ear of corn out. If performed correctly, you should be left with a corn cob.
I gave that ho an Omaha combine because my John Deere broke down.
Omaha combine by emcdmc August 18, 2016

cumbination 

The mixture of male semen and female vaginal fluid left on the sheets after unprotected intercourse.
After we finished and I rolled over she bitched about having to lay in the cumbination.
cumbination by webster2.0 June 11, 2011