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He who commands cum
cummander by Anonymous October 3, 2003
1- A creature from the classic N64 game, "Mischief Makers."

2- A cowardly person, who does not go with the group. When used in this context, it is usually said in the sentence, "I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!"
1- "I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!" said Julian to Kippers.

2- "Oh man, Steve is such a Clancer." Said the one anonymous to the other.
Clancer by KKKlancer November 30, 2007

curancer 

pondering whether or not a random item has unfound medicinal value; thinking that a simple item seen in every day life could be the cure to a deeply vexing or terminal disease; the somewhat insulting contemplation that if you randomly chose items and tested them, you would probably stumble on the cure for diseases, like AIDS or cancer, more quickly than the medical research community
Holy balls, look at that caterpillar.

Eew, weird, it's like fluorescent.

What if it could like cure cancer? I bet the cure is something simple like that.

You're so high dude. Total curancer.
curancer by hurdleston December 8, 2010

Cummander in chief 

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.
Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief
Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017

JENeral thot cummander 

The highest level of THOT achievable. Other thots tend to migrate toward the JENeral Thot Cummanders usually named Jen. A position of highest respect for otherwise repulsive Thots and Pigeons.
Once she became Jeneral Thot Cummander, Jen gained complete control over all the other pigeons in the coop.
the term a gay man calls his partner when his partner is the catcher that day
My cummander was really good at it today
cummander by Number One Gun February 3, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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