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cummander
He who commands cum
Related Words
Cumlancer • Cummancer • cum cancer • Clancer • cummander • cumbanger • Cumdance • cumlacker • Cummander in chief • curancer
Clancer
1- A creature from the classic N64 game, "Mischief Makers."
2- A cowardly person, who does not go with the group. When used in this context, it is usually said in the sentence, "I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!"
2- A cowardly person, who does not go with the group. When used in this context, it is usually said in the sentence, "I DON'T WANNA BE A CLANCER!"
curancer
pondering whether or not a random item has unfound medicinal value; thinking that a simple item seen in every day life could be the cure to a deeply vexing or terminal disease; the somewhat insulting contemplation that if you randomly chose items and tested them, you would probably stumble on the cure for diseases, like AIDS or cancer, more quickly than the medical research community
Holy balls, look at that caterpillar.
Eew, weird, it's like fluorescent.
What if it could like cure cancer? I bet the cure is something simple like that.
You're so high dude. Total curancer.
Eew, weird, it's like fluorescent.
What if it could like cure cancer? I bet the cure is something simple like that.
You're so high dude. Total curancer.
curancer by hurdleston December 8, 2010
Cummander in chief
Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017
JENeral thot cummander
The highest level of THOT achievable. Other thots tend to migrate toward the JENeral Thot Cummanders usually named Jen. A position of highest respect for otherwise repulsive Thots and Pigeons.
Once she became Jeneral Thot Cummander, Jen gained complete control over all the other pigeons in the coop.
JENeral thot cummander by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR March 3, 2019
cummander
cummander by Number One Gun February 3, 2009
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