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Cumbanned 

Charlotte had cumbanned her lover for 3 days before he could then take her deeply in the pile driver position.

cumbargo cumbargoed
Cumbanned by NoBush January 10, 2018
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cum banned

Where one person (usually female) is not permitted to have an orgasm alone (e.g. through masturbation) unless permission given by their significant other, Master, etc. Often used in D/s relationships. Very hot!
Girl1: Why are you acting odd?
Girl2: I'm so frustrated and can't concentrate. My bf has cum banned me and I won't see him for another month
cum banned by Rudeman79 September 26, 2014

cumbanger 

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.
After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.
cumbanger by Zaklore October 5, 2021

Cumbasted 

Using a turkey baster of sperm to impregnate a female.
The disheartened wife had to be cumbasted since her husband was incapable of impregnating her.
Cumbasted by Rob "Wohali" Prahl November 9, 2016

Cumbarded 

To be profusely ejaculated on . To excessively ejaculate on someone multiple times
Chelsea was well versed in kama sutra before I knew it I had cumbarded her all over .
Cumbarded by Denerothagreat916 February 21, 2017

Cumbrained 

Verb- The after effects of orgasming many times after sex and or masturbation including foggy memory, sleepiness, giddiness, zoned out.
aka Cumming your brains out. Can also be spelled "coom brained"
You were so cumbrained last night you passed right out afterwards it was cute.
I tried playing video games with you afterwards but I was too cumbrained to focus.
Cumbrained by Biggis Dickus May 15, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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