55 definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

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fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

...fuck

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 11, 2022

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

Granola Bar

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020

GranolaBar

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.

Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

GranolaBar

The true meaning of friendship.

Person 1: *brings granola bar in lunch box*

C2: Someone say GranolaBar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021