THE REAL MAYO MAN's definitions

edible insects

Insects prepared for human consumption, usually crickets.

Thailand Unique has the best edible insects!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 30, 2020

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

Granola Bar

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020

C2

Someone who acts like they want to be your friend, but usually just pretends to like you because they want something you have (eg granola bars).

Person 1: Did you meet my new friend?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a C2.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN January 20, 2021

drop the orange

Fart

I have to drop the orange

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 8, 2021

Fruit Snacks

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.

C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 8, 2021

C-2

Granola bar thief. Forces people to give up granola bars. Creates fake granola-bar bsed friendships.

C-2 forced me to give away my granola bar!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 6, 2021