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Common misspelling of the word "arsed"

(see: arsed)
Some dude online: I can't be aresed!
Some other dude online: Actually, it's spelled "arsed"
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 16, 2021
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Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.
C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.

Person 1: cool.

C2: So... Where are the granola bars?

Person 1:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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Friendship used to mean being friends with someone. But nowadays it's something that C2s use to get granola bars.
In an attempt to get more granola bars, the C2 uses friendship to attract new victims. - The official C2 documentary
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.
C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN February 08, 2021
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Many people think that FruitSnacks are of equal power compared to granola bars. However, this is incorrect (and can wreck your C2 friendships). FruitSnacks are only to be used to help heal friendships, and can fully repair a broken friendship when paired with granola bars. However, C2s usually prefer granola bars, and dislike when FruitSnacks are used to replace them.
Person 3: I thought FruitSnacks and granola bars were of equal value, now C2 doesn't want to be friends with me anymore.
Person 1:
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
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