cumblanket

A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking.

A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!

by da grimreafa & co January 15, 2009

cumblanket

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.

John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 16, 2021

cum blanket

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004

cumbasket

Basically a "cumbasket" is a vagina. But it could also be an asshole or a mouth, depending on where the cum is deposited. Anyways, it's mainly used as another way to call someone a "pussy".

Shut up, you cumbasket!

by InvaderPichu September 29, 2003

cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

by jamie March 4, 2003

dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

Cum Blanket

A girl who gets passed around a frat house.

Dude, you got the Nat Lite and cum blankets for tonight's party?

by NIGHTMOOSE February 19, 2011