cumblanket
cumblanket by da grimreafa & co January 15, 2009
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cumblanket
A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.
cumblanket by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 16, 2021
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cum blanket by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004
cum blanket
The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.
cum blanket by jamie March 4, 2003
dirty mexican cum blanket
that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
dirty mexican cum blanket by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011
Cum Blanket
Cum Blanket by NIGHTMOOSE February 19, 2011
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