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cromance 

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.
“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”
cromance by Countdown July 28, 2020
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cruddance 

"The worst thing", but with more severity and vulgarity.

cf: crapness

Also used as an exclamation, in place of a swear word.
We'll have to get up at 5; but the cruddance is that we won't be seeing a bed again for 48hrs!

Cruddance! I just stepped on a cactus.
cruddance by JWBPhayz July 22, 2009

Crumbage 

The crumbs that fall down one's cleavage while eating.
"Man, I've been having a lot of crumbage today."
Crumbage by Ladybug25 October 9, 2012

Cumlancer 

A word used to describe someone who covers themselves in cum and acts like a golem
He has been collecting so much cum he must be a cumlancer
Cumlancer by Macgab July 19, 2021

Grumbance 

A word created by patrons C, J & T - at Kavasutra Kava Bar in Lake Worth Florida March, 29 2019.
After taking a second look at her, I realized she was in fact, an utter grumbance

The show was surprisingly a grumbance

After a win like that, an overwhelming sense of grumbance takes hold.

I have a mild grumbance

A good investment is a grumbance, a bad investment is a grumbance.

When setting a goal, imagine the grumbance to come.
Grumbance by SyynCeption March 29, 2019

Crumback 

A slang use for white people who are revalently super white and racist; a term used to describe a person who is a fucking noob and is whiter than fucking hell and uses racial slurs to other people
I'm not a wetback. Fuck you crumback cracker.
Crumback by Luis Lozano January 15, 2009