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cumalanche

when you bust a nut on the bedsheets and yo' bitch don't know she goes to fix the sheets and gets the jizz all over her
shit, last night that girl got me off then she went to fix the bedsheets and she got a surprise cumalanche on her. that shit was hot dogg!
cumalanche by og junior mint November 6, 2007

cumalanche

The rushing torrent of cum that falls out of a girl after she's been well and thoroughly fucked
After he came in me I wasn't pay attention and got up. Total cumalanche, down to my knees.

Rumbranch 

When something is so messed up it's no longer salvageable.
He's gone so over budget on this project that it's totally rumbranched.
Rumbranch by Aliengray1 June 22, 2011

El Cumbanchero 

The Manly Cucumber.
It's from a song about a manly cucumber.
Dude, after 10 Red Bulls, I feel like El Cumbanchero!
El Cumbanchero by RoxtaMon October 29, 2012
Will never work at Subway a he will Cum(Ejaculate on all the Batches)
Cumbatch- Cum on my Batch I Just got from Subway!
Cumbatch by MontelMyrieBan October 29, 2011

Cobranchi 

Pronunciation: Co-bran-chi
The beast of Italy, it will attack and kill all those who oppose it. Any who seeks to approach it should be wary, as it does not take kindly unfamiliar people. The easiest way to gain its trust is to call it by its actual name, Cobianchi. Also, generally an asshole
Pronunciation: Co-bee-ankh-e
"I tried talking to the Cobranchi earlier, but he just gave me an evil glare and threatened to murder me. Should I try again, or...?"
"Nah, bro. The Cobranchi is just a dick."
Cobranchi by The True Cobianchi February 23, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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