cumbranch

Cum on the branch the branch with the cum on it

I smacked him with the giant cumbranch

by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021

cumalanche

when you bust a nut on the bedsheets and yo' bitch don't know she goes to fix the sheets and gets the jizz all over her

shit, last night that girl got me off then she went to fix the bedsheets and she got a surprise cumalanche on her. that shit was hot dogg!

by og junior mint November 6, 2007

cumalanche

The rushing torrent of cum that falls out of a girl after she's been well and thoroughly fucked

After he came in me I wasn't pay attention and got up. Total cumalanche, down to my knees.

by Benjamin Bending Rodriguez May 3, 2012

Rumbranch

When something is so messed up it's no longer salvageable.

He's gone so over budget on this project that it's totally rumbranched.

by Aliengray1 June 22, 2011

El Cumbanchero

The Manly Cucumber.
It's from a song about a manly cucumber.

Dude, after 10 Red Bulls, I feel like El Cumbanchero!

by RoxtaMon October 29, 2012

Cumbatch

Will never work at Subway a he will Cum(Ejaculate on all the Batches)

Cumbatch- Cum on my Batch I Just got from Subway!

by MontelMyrieBan October 29, 2011

Cobranchi

Pronunciation: Co-bran-chi
The beast of Italy, it will attack and kill all those who oppose it. Any who seeks to approach it should be wary, as it does not take kindly unfamiliar people. The easiest way to gain its trust is to call it by its actual name, Cobianchi. Also, generally an asshole
Pronunciation: Co-bee-ankh-e

"I tried talking to the Cobranchi earlier, but he just gave me an evil glare and threatened to murder me. Should I try again, or...?"
"Nah, bro. The Cobranchi is just a dick."

by The True Cobianchi February 23, 2017