cumbranch 

Cum on the branch the branch with the cum on it

I smacked him with the giant cumbranch

cumbranch by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021

cumalanche

when you bust a nut on the bedsheets and yo' bitch don't know she goes to fix the sheets and gets the jizz all over her

shit, last night that girl got me off then she went to fix the bedsheets and she got a surprise cumalanche on her. that shit was hot dogg!

cumalanche by og junior mint November 6, 2007

cumalanche

The rushing torrent of cum that falls out of a girl after she's been well and thoroughly fucked

After he came in me I wasn't pay attention and got up. Total cumalanche, down to my knees.

cumalanche by Benjamin Bending Rodriguez May 3, 2012

Rumbranch 

When something is so messed up it's no longer salvageable.

He's gone so over budget on this project that it's totally rumbranched.

Rumbranch by Aliengray1 June 22, 2011

El Cumbanchero 

The Manly Cucumber.
It's from a song about a manly cucumber.

Dude, after 10 Red Bulls, I feel like El Cumbanchero!

El Cumbanchero by RoxtaMon October 29, 2012

Cumbatch

Will never work at Subway a he will Cum(Ejaculate on all the Batches)

Cumbatch- Cum on my Batch I Just got from Subway!

Cumbatch by MontelMyrieBan October 29, 2011

Cobranchi 

Pronunciation: Co-bran-chi
The beast of Italy, it will attack and kill all those who oppose it. Any who seeks to approach it should be wary, as it does not take kindly unfamiliar people. The easiest way to gain its trust is to call it by its actual name, Cobianchi. Also, generally an asshole
Pronunciation: Co-bee-ankh-e

"I tried talking to the Cobranchi earlier, but he just gave me an evil glare and threatened to murder me. Should I try again, or...?"
"Nah, bro. The Cobranchi is just a dick."

Cobranchi by The True Cobianchi February 23, 2017