Cuddaholic

Describes condition whereas the afflicted person watches the TV program "House" for the chance that Dr Cuddy (played by Lisa Edelstein) will either hike her skirt for a fertility shot to the bum or do a strip-tease/pole dance on a bus for Dr. House.

I'd call Cary, but he won't answer since "House" is on. You know what a Cuddaholic he is!

by Fisher-man May 14, 2008

Cuddaholic

A cuddaholic is a man who is so enthused by having such a gorgeous woman that satisfies all his sexual desires with a pussy Poppin fresh and clean and tight holes. Including pussy ass and can deep throat his whole cock with a smile and he just can't get enough

Her: naw my man ain't pussy whomp I just got it so good he's become a cuddaholic

by davyd520 September 17, 2023

Cumaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Cubeaholic

One who is addicted to the Rubik's Cube

Toby Mao-cubeaholic

by cubeaholic October 22, 2008

Cardaholic

A name given to the husband of a housewife thats pissed off by the fact that her husband got a birthday card from his son and grandson but she only got one from the husbands son. She will walk up the husband in the kitchen and yell to him; SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009

Cuntaholic

Someone who consistently acts like a 'cunt' for whatever reason.

You need to chill the fuck out mate & stop being such a 'cuntaholic!'

by Astro73 December 4, 2021