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Cumaholic 

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!
Cumaholic by SlopNChop February 9, 2017
Words you can keep

Cumaholic 

Someone who has an addiction/love for drinking large amounts of Cum. They are like an Alcoholic but on only with cum, in which they have a deep love and passion for drinking it.
Joe: Dude look at Corbin he’s drinking Cum again
Ben:Have you not heard Corbin is a Cumaholic

Joe: oh right I forgot... but are we not going to mention him drink 3 gallons of cum in the last 2 days
Ben: Ik his addiction to Cum is starting to get really bad kinda feel bad for him, but hey he likes it a lot.

cumaholic 

Inferring that someone (male or female) does alot of oral sex. If it is directed to a male, it means that it is calling them gay, a sad attempt to make your self feel better. If aimed at a female, it means whore.

Similar words: semensucker juice chugger
That skank has been with everyone. She's a total cumaholic.
cumaholic by WeaselJeff February 25, 2004
It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.
I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.
Cataholic by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

Cubeaholic 

One who is addicted to the Rubik's Cube
Toby Mao-cubeaholic
Cubeaholic by cubeaholic October 22, 2008

Cuntaholic 

Someone who consistently acts like a 'cunt' for whatever reason.
You need to chill the fuck out mate & stop being such a 'cuntaholic!'
Cuntaholic by Astro73 December 4, 2021

cuntaholic 

One who needs to constantly to fuck a cunt. That person is a sex addict and should get therapy for this. Often caused by a bitch or someone close that made you fear pussy or see them as an object
Dude 1: I think i'm a cuntaholic

Dude 2: What makes you think that?

Dude 1: I have fucked almost every chick in my econ class, and i just can't help but see women with a pussy that needs to be filled...

Dude 2: seriously... You need to see a therapist about this
cuntaholic by J-Narth November 28, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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