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Cuntaholic 

Someone who consistently acts like a 'cunt' for whatever reason.
You need to chill the fuck out mate & stop being such a 'cuntaholic!'
Cuntaholic by Astro73 December 4, 2021
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cuntaholic 

One who needs to constantly to fuck a cunt. That person is a sex addict and should get therapy for this. Often caused by a bitch or someone close that made you fear pussy or see them as an object
Dude 1: I think i'm a cuntaholic

Dude 2: What makes you think that?

Dude 1: I have fucked almost every chick in my econ class, and i just can't help but see women with a pussy that needs to be filled...

Dude 2: seriously... You need to see a therapist about this
cuntaholic by J-Narth November 28, 2009

cuntaholic 

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.
Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."
cuntaholic by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006

Cuntaholic 

Being absolutely addicted to acting like a outright cunt
He's or she's a fucken cuntaholic
Cuntaholic by Lou..lou October 24, 2019

chataholic 

1. Someone who makes a habit of going to online chatrooms.

2. Someone you see typing or talking in a chatroom everyday for months or years. If you see them everyday over a long period, you've become one of them yourself.

3. Variant spelling for chatoholic
Benny1947 was your typical chataholic who couldn't seem to break the habit of showing up for endless hours in the same chatroom month after month, year after year.
chataholic by captainquirk September 22, 2009

Cumaholic 

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!
Cumaholic by SlopNChop February 9, 2017
It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.
I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.
Cataholic by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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