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Crysterbate 

The art of crying while you masturbate.
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008

Crysturbating 

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Crysterbation 

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.
Crysterbation by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

crysturbate 

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."
crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

crasterbation 

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

crasterbation 

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003