Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
by TPH007 June 14, 2015

by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

When you're sad and you masturbate
by Buck June 18, 2006

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
by Cockdriller August 07, 2010

Ima go crysturbate
by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019

When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.
by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009
