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Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
by Edo8! October 14, 2008
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To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
by TPH007 June 14, 2015
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