Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
by Edo8! October 14, 2008
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To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
by TPH007 June 12, 2015
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"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."
by HaleyDK January 31, 2006
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To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.
Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
by Cockdriller August 7, 2010
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When you're sad and you masturbate
From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!
by Buck June 17, 2006
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When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.
by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009
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