Crysturbating
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009
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Crysturbating
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
Crysturbating by TPH007 June 14, 2015
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Crabsturbating
A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song
Crabsturbating by The Dumper February 12, 2009
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Casturbating
I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.
Casturbating by RX0 September 4, 2013
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