Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
by Edo8! October 15, 2008
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
by TPH007 June 12, 2015
by HaleyDK January 31, 2006
Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
by Cockdriller August 07, 2010
When you're sad and you masturbate
by Buck June 17, 2006
by somerandommexicanboi February 13, 2019
When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.
by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009