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Crysturbating 

To masturbate using the tears of oneself, or another.
Billy's gambling addition became a never ending cycle of crying, masturbating, and ultimately, crysturbating his woes away, along with bank account contents.
Crysturbating by TPH007 June 14, 2015

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.
Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crapsturbating 

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.
I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.
Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

Crabsturbating 

A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song
"Auughh... Ooughh... I'm crabsturbating, crabsturbaaaaaaaation"
Crabsturbating by The Dumper February 12, 2009

crumsturbating 

crying, taking a dump, and masturbating at the same time
after getting pWned, Todd was in the bathroom crumsturbating for a few hours
crumsturbating by stillberry November 25, 2010

Casturbating 

I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.
Casturbating by RX0 September 4, 2013