crapsterbait
crapsterbait by fresh55 July 29, 2014
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crapsterbate
the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006
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crasterbation
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
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Clapsterbate
When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.
Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.
Clapsterbate by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009
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