crysturbate 

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

crysturbate 

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

crysturbate by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate 

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

Crysturbate by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

CrySturbate 

(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming

Ima go crysturbate

CrySturbate by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019

crysturbate 

crying while one is masturbating

When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.

crysturbate by having sex with a smile March 10, 2009

crysturbate  

verb. the act of crying while sexually pleasuring one's self.

David loves to crysturbate to Zac Efron's chiseled abs and classical good looks.

crysturbate by Anonymouslypseudonym November 2, 2008

Crysturbate 

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

Crysturbate by meggymc October 27, 2017