Crustalo

A juggalo/crust punk. Combines the worst of both worlds: heroin/malt liquor dependancy, poor hygiene, cutoff patched JNCO or trip pants, flourescent dreaded hair, clown makeup, ICP jewelry, and the worst taste in music imaginable: grindcore, pop-punk and Psychopathic Records recording artists.

I was walking around Belle Isle yesterday and saw a whole bunch of crustalos making sidewalk slammers with Steel Reserve and Faygo.

Crustalo by relliknatas July 3, 2012

Crustaholic 

Noun - Describes one who compulsively hoards, eats, or collects crusts, be they bread, pizza or otherwise.

Once again Jerry the crustaholic savored a meal of pizza and bread crusts.

Having cut the crusts off of 40 dozen loaves of bread to add to her already massive pile, Rhonda realized she must be a Crustaholic.

Crustaholic by Benoo January 25, 2021

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon by random gangsta April 18, 2008

Crustalufagus 

the state of crustiness that is beetlejuice in the 1988 movie

"that can't even be described as crust anymore- it's crustalufagus"

Crustalufagus by jae_iguess October 16, 2021

Crustlord 

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.

“Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”

Crustlord by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018

crustalized 

When ones personal hygiene mutates from crust to a crystallized funk one the body.

Teds eyes had crustalized after his hard nights sleep.
Ted pants had crustalized on his butt after they had been worn for two days.

crustalized by Burque1621 July 6, 2018

crustals 

dried up slobber pertaining to a human or dog

Billy's slobber crustals were all over the couch pillows.

crustals by Kristin Malm December 26, 2007