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Crustalo

A juggalo/crust punk. Combines the worst of both worlds: heroin/malt liquor dependancy, poor hygiene, cutoff patched JNCO or trip pants, flourescent dreaded hair, clown makeup, ICP jewelry, and the worst taste in music imaginable: grindcore, pop-punk and Psychopathic Records recording artists.
I was walking around Belle Isle yesterday and saw a whole bunch of crustalos making sidewalk slammers with Steel Reserve and Faygo.
by relliknatas July 3, 2012
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Crustaholic

Noun - Describes one who compulsively hoards, eats, or collects crusts, be they bread, pizza or otherwise.
Once again Jerry the crustaholic savored a meal of pizza and bread crusts.

Having cut the crusts off of 40 dozen loaves of bread to add to her already massive pile, Rhonda realized she must be a Crustaholic.
by Benoo January 25, 2021
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when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.
OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!
by random gangsta April 18, 2008
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Crustalufagus

the state of crustiness that is beetlejuice in the 1988 movie
"that can't even be described as crust anymore- it's crustalufagus"
by jae_iguess October 16, 2021
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Crustlord

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.
Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”
by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018
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crustalized

When ones personal hygiene mutates from crust to a crystallized funk one the body.
Teds eyes had crustalized after his hard nights sleep.
Ted pants had crustalized on his butt after they had been worn for two days.
by Burque1621 July 6, 2018
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crustals

dried up slobber pertaining to a human or dog
Billy's slobber crustals were all over the couch pillows.
by Kristin Malm December 26, 2007
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