crustalized 

When ones personal hygiene mutates from crust to a crystallized funk one the body.

Teds eyes had crustalized after his hard nights sleep.
Ted pants had crustalized on his butt after they had been worn for two days.

crustalized by Burque1621 July 6, 2018

crystallized 

"Messed up" from drinking too much.

When someone is way more drunk than the crowd or group he/she is with.

They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.

When she arrived, she was an hour late and already crystallized.

crystallized by laxuo June 29, 2011

Crystallized Caverns

When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.

Yo dude, last night I just crystallized her caverns.

Siiiick, you gave her crystallized caverns.

Crystallized Caverns by BraziarK September 28, 2019

crystalized 

high on crystal meth

*Dude i was crystalized last night while listening to Pink Floyd*

crystalized by -heretic July 20, 2010

Crystallized 

Getting absolutely destroyed with the use of alcohol. Usually passing out and throwing up is involved.

Yo Ian, wanna get crystallized tonight?

Hell yeah man!

Crystallized by evie seavie April 29, 2019

crystalize

a sad desperate alcholic hooker wid a huge arse

normally becomes addicted to chat rooms

crystalize is a old alco

crystalize by lmaohaha September 22, 2006

crystalize

to clarify, make crystal clear, or easier to understand

crystalize that for me, man

crystalize by envai July 5, 2016