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Crustlord 

Person who has extremely no taste in style, normally wearing a fedora.
Bro what’s with that guy with the the fedora?”

“Oh the Crustlord?”
Crustlord by Totalbangerman May 24, 2018
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crustlord 

A guy who hasnt showered in so long he looks like he is physically deteriorating.
That crustlord never hops off his gaming computer.
crustlord by zombieskull August 19, 2023
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cuntlord 

One who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.
MF_Nerg is a cuntlord because he thought people saying Shakira were ska were serious.
cuntlord by skapunx4lyfe October 20, 2006

Crust Lord 

Someone who you can tell is lacking proper hygiene and is generally greasy. Originated in Coal Grove, OH.
Man, that kid is such a freakin’ CRUST LORD, his hair looks like it’s solid!
Crust Lord by Creepeon_Films May 5, 2019
Someone who sleeps so much that their eyes are constantly crusty
"I can't chill today fam, I'm tryna take a nap."

"You're a fucking crustor, fam. Fuck. We might as well not even be fam anymore."

"Damn dude. Gn."
crustor by Swyperr October 11, 2020

Crustworthy 

1. When Someone is as Good as a Bread Crust that you would eat

And/or

2. Someone who you Trust will be good most of the time, like a good bread crust
Girl: "Babe I don't think some of my new jeans like me…"

Guy: "Girl you know you're Crustworthy"

Girl: " Aw Thanks Baby! You know I can show how Crustworthy I am in bed tonight"

Example 2

Tom: "Hey you going to call our bro Perry?"

Tim: "Ya dude, don't you know I'm Crustworthy"

Example 3

Cassi: "Kayla?"

Kayla: "What's wrong?"

Cassi: "Nothing, but Thanks for being a Crustworthy friend"

Kayla: "NP, BFF! #Crustworthy #BFF #Sayingthingsthatarehashtaggedoutloud"
Crustworthy by Cor-Pie October 10, 2014

Crustwood 

When you finish jerking off and get cum all over your dick and don't clean it off so your wood gets crusty. Hence the term crustwood.
I had a terrible case of Crustwood when I woke up because I forgot my rag.
Crustwood by EatThatPussy448 July 6, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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